Hi. Like it says at the top, I'm Dang Phan. In my professional life, I'm a copywriter. In my personal life, I defend Kanye, which itself can be a full-time job, depending on how active he is on Twitter.
Reach me at email@example.com and/or 316.304.5378
- And yes, I've heard 'em all. Dang it Dang! Dangggg Dang! And the always clever “that dang fan!”. Bring it.
- I’m Asian and terrible at math. I think there may be 10 or 12 of us out there. I don’t know, I can’t count.
- I'm as good a karaoker as you can be without actually being a good singer.
- Man I wish I had chest hair.